Can I handle SEVEN DROPS of this EIGHT MILLION SCOVILLE HEAT UNIT EXTRACT?!?! Will I be one of just a few hundred people to post that I’ve achieved success??????? #PurgatoryHotSauce #WallOfFlame #PepperPalace

Meow – it’s real hot, Mom!! Why would anyone do to themselves like I do. Yum it’s also tasty, but in a fiery way. I can’t live like this no more!! If anyone loves me, protect me from the #HotSauce, woof!! When it comes out the butt it’ll be spicy, truth times 100. For your amusement, I’ll do anything because I’ll always love you!! #HotSauceChallenge #ElijahsXtreme #Spicy #SpicyFood #SpicyFoods #HotSauces #HotSauceReview

Meow, my man DUKE THE DUMPSTER DROESE over at *•*• DUKE MASTICATES •*•* on TikTok challenged your boy the Quintessential StudMuffin Joel Gertner of STUDMUFFIN SNACKS to eat 2 #Wendys #Baconator s!! See what happened – do I win?? #StudMuffinSnacks #Eating #EatingShow #Mukbang #EatingChallenge #EatingContest #FoodChallenge #FoodContest #FastFood #Food #Foodies #Cheeseburgers #Hamburgers #Burgers #Burger #BurgerLovers

Forget what you heard you learned you thought you saw from the mainstream media!! I’m here so you can hear about the stuff that from the inside will heat ya!!!!!! Your mom’s favorite show. #Hashtags that will help with your general enjoyment of life via this #video include but are not limited to: #HotSauce goes without saying #HotSauces (I just played an “s” after it) #HotSauceReview #Spicy #SpicyFood #SpicyFoods @FirstWeFeast @HeatonistHotSauce

#StudMuffinSNACKS I SAID!! Episode Roman Numeral One, please. Full stop. #MEOW – watch as I #eat a #Canadian 🍁 #Reese’s #PeanutButter #OhHenry #Chocolate #CandyBar from #CANADA 🇨🇦!!! With #Peanuts and #Caramel and #Fudge … wrapped in chocolate 🍫!!! What else you got to do in the next 5 minutes?!?!? #Snacks #Food #Foodie #Candy #FoodPorn #International #InternationalFood #FoodCritic #TasteTest #FoodVideo #InternationalSnacks

So, remember how I #love to #eat #HotSauce every day on video every month? Hi, I’m my Mom’s son, the “Quintessential StudMuffin” Joel Gertner – YEAH, THAT DUDE!! From #ECW #Wrestling I’ll eat it right now!! Watch me do #eating and #tasting of #yummy #Spicy 💣 HOT SAUCE 💣… The sauces… are SPICY (meow). The VIDEO… is 🔥 SPICY 🌶️ It’s some of the same sauces you’ve seen on Season 20 of HOT ONES. Some of the chips I dipped in them were stale. THE VIDEO IS NOT STALE. Have water nearby, or MEELK (WoOoOoOoOoW), stay hydrated, take care of your body, and be ENTERTAINED, I SAID!!!!

Meow!! It’s time to do #scratchoff #lottery IN #CANADA!!! #ScratchCards for @stjude like we always do in the Quintessential Casino. On location in the Extreme North East of Prince Edward Island – playing a #Canadian #ScratchOffTickets for the first time!! Would #love to donate some REAL #American #Money on #July4th (or even Canadian money – it’s almost as good)!! Do we win?!?!?! Do we become PROFESSIONAL CANADIAN #GAMBLERS by going undefeated on Canadian Scratch Off Tickets?!?!?! #NoSpoilers #WatchTheVideo #MEOW

Watch us #ScratchOff 2 #lottery tickets from New York – it’s healthy for your body and won’t really deteriorate too much your mind, meow. And it’s fun depending on your metric of what fun is.

Meow, we nailed this one – watch me make this #stocks pick before 9:30AM (Monday 5/15/23) – the options gain in price by 20% SAME-DAY!! – and three days later are up *•*• 200 % !! •*•* Not financial advice – but taking it would’ve worked out well…Well…WELL. #Stockmarket #StockTrading #OptionsTrading